Me: How did you learn to color so pretty?
Nolan: Because I'm a rock star.
"Mommy, why are you eating so much candy?" (after catching me in the act of eating his Halloween candy)
Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Nolan: a vampire
Nolan: My tummy hurts (while he's eating dinner)
Me: Well I guess you can't have any of your Halloween candy.
Nolan: I'm just kidding, mommy.
Nolan: I love you mommy
Me: Oh but I love you more.
Nolan: No, I love YOU more
Me: No, I love YOU more
Nolan: Ok, I'm not going to talk to you anymore
- "blisterd" instead of blister
- "slurbert" instead of zerbert (for clarification on zerbert see video below of Campbell giving his daddy one)
- "any-Ms" instead of M&Ms
- "brektfast" instead of breakfast