Boys will be Boys

I think I'm headed for trouble. I'm the only girl in a house full of boys...including the dog. I live in a house where burps, blow outs, spit up and other bodily functions are part of the daily routine. I'm not sure if I'm living in a frat house or not. Today I saw Nolan watching a little bit of TV. Here is how it went.

Me: Hey Nolan what are you watching?

Nolan: Backyardigans

Me: Nolan, what are you chewing on? (Making sure he's not chewing on a penny which has been known to happen)

Nolan: (silent and hoping that I will just forget I'm asking a question)

Me: Nolan, WHAT is in your mouth?

Nolan: boogars (ever so nonchalantly)

So there you have it. This picture pretty much sums up my life. Yes, I know it is gross but it is my reality. I see blackmail in Nolan's future...